August 04, 2012

15 THINGS ABOUT MY CRUSH

15things about my crush when he texts me i run to the phone like my life depend on it

15things about my crush he had a girlfriend

15 things about my crush he remember my birthday =)

15 things about my crush he remember both my phone numbers =)

15 things about my crush he is dark, short. =)

15 things about my crush he has amazing sense of humor =)

15 things about my crush we just texting  each other this morning. from 10 am to 1 pm =)

15 things about my crush his laugh make me laugh. his smile make me smiles. his personality make mine show

15  things about my crush. my crush has style and cute smile

15 things about my crush. makes me smile at my phone like an idiot

15 things about my crush. funniest person i ever meet

15 things about my crush. we talks like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife.

15 things about my crush. he is the only person i'm texting while i'm doing my job.

15 tings about my crush. he always know what to say or do to make me happy.

15 things about my crush. he's malay.

#  cetak rompak dari twitter. malam hujung minggu yang kurang pengisian rohani beginilah jadinya *__*





August 03, 2012

najis si anjing dan si ba&*

hari tuh.
eh dah beberapa bulan dah sebenarnya.
pegi jusco tebrau. window shopping. pergi dengan kawans.
masuk dalam satu kedai nie.
agak popular kedainya tapi bukan kedai buku POPULAR okay!
tengok tengok baju baju dieorang yang hookay bole la tapi mahal. tak berbaloi.
biar kalah membeli menang memakai. <-- qoute time miskin papa kedana si student

lepas tu pegi yang bahagian kasut.
"hmm cantik. nak try lah"
kasut warna merah. belek belek sambil mulut ternganga.
"pakai lah. tak beli pon takpe"
dah siap pegang dan posing manja manja   dengan kasut di tangan.
letak kat lantai.
tengok ade tulisan merah dalam kasut tue.
"appe ittew?"
alamak! PIG LINING okay!
babi!
eh bahasa sopannye cik khinzir. 

*baling kasut kepada salesman melayu yang tak bagitau awal awal*

berat hoi kalau terkena najis mughallaah nie (anjing, babi )
susah cara nak cucikan die. 
tapi takpe kamu kamu kamu jangan pucat lesi bak tak makan seminggu.
kalau terkena, nie step die.


oh! jangan terharu sangat.
gambar ni aku curi dari fb dr cinta.
tengok watermark pon dah tau =P


lepas terkena camtue, terus keluar tergesa gesa.
tangan sibuk duk call kawan yang agak alim sikit nak tanya kena basuh camne. 
kena dengar bebelen jab tapi takpe lah! 
sebab
die explain bla bla bla
dipendekkan cerita
tak payah cuci cara najis mugallazah sebab masa tu tangan kaki aku dan kasut tu kering!
fuuuh! nasib baik
*senyum*

dah penat tepuk  tak nak bagi nyamuk sahur memalam.
ok bye!








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